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-What do Web Masters use for birth control? Their personalities.
-What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs.
-Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
-What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
-Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
-Where does an irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
-What would you call it when an italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.
-Why is there no Disneyland in Japan ? No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.
-Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.